Famous Words about sex

The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.
~Alfred Kinsey

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
~Truman Capote

If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.
~George Carlin

Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
~Karl Marx

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
~Swami X

Men get laid, but women get screwed.
~Quentin Crisp

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
~Woody Allen

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
~Groucho Marx

Sex is emotion in motion.
~Mae West

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
~Cary Grant

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.
~Henry Miller

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.
~Leslie Nielsen

For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
~Isabel Allende

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
~Dorothy Parker

Erotica is simply high-class pornography; better produced, better conceived, better executed, better packaged, designed for a better class of consumer.
~Andrea Dworkin

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
~Billy Crystal

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
~John Barrymore

The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral.
~Aristippus - Greek Philosopher