The Absolutely Useless Sex Trivia Quiz

1. If a real orgasm burns 112 calories, how many does a fake orgasm burn?
a.) 80 b.) 165 c.) 276 d.) 315

2. The euphoric chemical our brains produce during orgasm is phenylethylamine, can also be found in:
a.) cola b.) coffee c.) chocolate d.) cheese

3. During orgasm male ejaculate travels an average of what speed?
a.) 7 mph b.) 15 mph c.) 28 mph d.) 35 mph

4. How long does it take an individual sperm to swim 7"?
a.) 15 min b.) 30 min c.) 45 min d.) 60min

5. What percent of women can acheive orgasm solely through stimulation to their nipples or breasts?
a.) 1% b.) 5% c.) 10% d.) 15%

6. How many gallons of semen will a man produce in his lifetime?
a.) 5 b.) 9 c.) 14 d.) 18

7. A teaspoon of semen has how many calories? a.) 0 b.) 7 c.) 16 d.) 22

8. What flavor of edible undies are most popular?
a.) cherry b.) strawberry c.) chocolate d.) passion fruit

9. What is the average size of a man's erection?
a.) 4 inches b.) 5 inches c.) 6 inches d.) 7 inches

10. What is the average bra size for women?
a.) 34B b.) 36C c.) 38B d.) 38D

ANSWERS:
1.(d) 2.(c) 3.(c) 4.(d) 5.(a) 6.(c) 7.(b) 8.(a)
9.(b) 10.(b)